Look at that, the title was so long it beat my dong AND went off the side of the page.
>Hot girl messages me back
>feel so honored can't describe
>ponder for over an hour of how to respond
>throw out dozens of romantic poems and awful pickup lines
>feel bad for making her wait
>watch snuff film of puppy getting paws chopped up as a source of inspiration
>come up with the perfect response
>hit send, but then realize she sent 2 messages
>"Sorry Zach, wrong number
>Feel incredible sadness and more beta than ever
>wasted time and inspiration
>she messages me back
>"Dude what the fucking fuck do you mean you want me to stab you with my motherfucking dick you son of a bitch?"
>tfw wrong number also