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Look at that, the title was so long it beat my dong AND went off the side of the page.
>Hot girl messages me back
>feel so honored can't describe
>ponder for over an hour of how to respond
>throw out dozens of romantic poems and awful pickup lines
>feel bad for making her wait
>watch snuff film of puppy getting paws chopped up as a source of inspiration
>come up with the perfect response
>hit send, but then realize she sent 2 messages
>"Sorry Zach, wrong number ;)"
>Feel incredible sadness and more beta than ever
>wasted time and inspiration
>she messages me back
>ohshit.jpeg
>"Dude what the fucking fuck do you mean you want me to stab you with my motherfucking dick you son of a bitch?"
>tfw wrong number also

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ScorpianAkio
Microwavable Mac and Cheese.
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I swear and make sexual innuendos. Don't call me.

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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
If looks could kill, I'd still be alive.
<3 you too Babe, now stop stalking my profile.
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KayPasa Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for the favorites!
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
GODDAMMIT THE BANGING HASN'T STOPPED FOR AN HOUR.
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
There's someone banging at the door again.
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behmchannel123 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
Sword Art Online AMV - The Hard Way:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXJZMA…
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hear scratching at the window but I'm too freaked to turn around.
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ScorpianAkio Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh shit, the window's open and it's 4 in the morning.
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ShinnosukeSora Featured By Owner May 15, 2015  Hobbyist
Thank you very much for the fav!
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fantasylover100 Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yo
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LordOfTheFoxes Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
thanks so much for watching me ^^
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