f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

001. Real Name :  spank me hard
002. Nickname[s]: Look, Akio, Zach, Krampus, LookAFag, Scorpian, Bread Bitch, Piro, Puddi fucker, Pizza fucker, DualWieldbitchasshoe, Saint Krampus, AT, AThis, Trialswieldknifugun, Sexy p potato, Potato head,  Tater Tots, Mr. Pot8o, Ms. POTATO, Mrs. Spuds
003. Zodiac Sign : Scorpio
004. Male Or Female : Male who's masculinity is struggling on its hind legs.
005. Elementary : 0 friends, studied too much
006. Middle School : started getting into trouble & discovered lack of social skills
007. High School : shit.
008. Hair Color : hi im ebony dark'ness dementia raven way and i have 15 years old.....BLACK!
009. Long Or Short : are we talking about my dong or memory loss?
010. Loud Or Quiet : are we talking about my volume in the shower or screams of pleasure while being pounded in the ass by a putin roleplayer whereas I am rping obama? 
011. Sweats Or Jeans : jeans because sweats make my butt look big : ^)
012. Phone Or Camera : phone to I can text this sweet ass selfie to my ass.
013. Health Freak : NO! 
014. Drink Or Smoke: both......at the same time B) 
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone:  nah man.
016. Political orientation : idgaf
017. Piercings: PIERCE THE VEEEEEEIL (never even heard their songs bruh)
018. Tattoos: I want to get snake tattoos. becuz tey kool.

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane : yes.
020. Car Accident : not serious enough to be considered one.
021. Fist Fight : yes.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing:  Not yet son.
023. First Best Friend : Dead to me. 
024. First Instrument played: Piano.
025. First award: art award in the eighth grade.  
026. First Crush : some kid called Andy.
027. First Language: chinese and english at the same time B) 
028. First Big Vacation :  Went to Las Vegas.

LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To : Dad.
030. Last Person You Texted : Mom. 
031. Last Person You Watched : Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
032. Last Food You Ate :  ice cream covered in parmesan cheese. Yum.
033. Last Movie You Watched : The Shining.
034. Last Song You listened To : Cancertid by Lifelover.
035. Last Thing You Bought : bag of chips from vending machine.
036. Last Person You Hugged : Sister.

FAVES:
037. Food : Microwavable Mac n Cheese.
038. Drinks : soda.
039. Clothing : sweaters n shorts 
040. Book : Crime and Punishment. Don't forget to ask for your sock.
041. Colour: grey
042. Flower : idk.....sunflowers? Not into that shit.
043: Music : electro and electro swing. Anything catchy. 
044. Movies : Horror and Comedy. Never Horror comedy.
045. Shoes : ??? Idk wat they're called man.
046. Subjects : English. Only one that's an easy A. 

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] Kissed In The Snow (IT DOESN'T FUCKING SNOW OVER HERE)
048. [X] Celebrated Halloween (it rained like diarrhea)
049. [ ] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [ ] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [ X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (lost track of the times people asked me if I was gay)
052. [ ] Came Outta The Closet
053. [ ] Gotten Pregnant
054. [ ] Had An Abortion
055. [ X] Done Something You've Regretted (it's never as yolo the morning after)
056. [X] Broke A Promise
057. [ X] Kept A Secret (shit...)
058. [ X] Pretended To Be Happy (was too tired from playing vidya)
059. [ X] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (not always in the good way eh?)
060. [X] Pretended To Be Sick (didn't work)
061. [X] Left The Country
062. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it. (Oral.........)
063. [ X] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [X ] Ran A Mile (every week son.)
065. [X ] Went To The Beach
066. [X ] Stayed Single (not anymore though...)

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating : your anus
068. Drinking : cum
069. Getting Ready To : sex
070. Listening To : the neighbors having a college party
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today : Idgaf
072. Waiting For :  mtndew to fly through my window on dorito wings

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids : I...No, stop asking me.
074. Want To Get Married : No.
075. Careers in mind : Starving vidya game dev.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL :
076. Lips Or Eyes :  Lips. I don't want to date a fish.
077. Shorter Or Taller : Taller than me. I like tall girls. 
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous : idgaf
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms : Arms because I don't like arm cankles.
080. Sensitive Or Loud : nmfp
081. Hookup Or Relationship : hookup.
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant : nmfp.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts : once.
084. Ran Away From Home : trial and error big boy.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense : er....not exactly a weapon.....
086. Killed Somebody : do I play violent video games or not?
087. Broken Someone's Heart : have I now?
088. Been Arrested : in gta.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself : If you never try you never fail.
091. Miracles : Yes.
092. Love At First Sight : you just met your baby 2 minutes ago & know noting about them, how can you say that you love them?
093. Heaven : Sometimes  
094. Santa Claus :I believe in Krampus.
096. Magic :  what kind?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now :   he's dead, Jim.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life : I......no. 
099. Do You Believe In God : If he exists then he is a fickle and toying being. 
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag five People: tasty, pickachu, fantasylover, yum98yum, andycat101 (rip love you buddy), and uh......Putin.